911 Call about a "Banana" in a Tailpipe

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is that a banana in your tailpipe or are you just......never mind, moving on, lol

better to satisfy those desires now in the pipe before they get the best of him later.
 

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"Local cops responding to a 911 call about a man beneath a vehicle discovered Malek endeavoring to place his penis into the tailpipe of a car parked outside an apartment complex."

Kansas Man, 23, Charged For Lewd Tailpipe Tryst


Oh...and we need to get these two together.

Teen gets head stuck in truck's exhaust pipe, then she's cited for underage drinking, of course

I was sure you had a typo there but yes, her head was stuck in, not stuck on the pipe.

Nothing wrong with a little head.
 

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One of the ER shows on TV had a guy who tried to F a camp stove and got his junk caught in a hole in the sheet metal. After the maintenance person said he could not cut it off (the camp stove, not the organ), one MD had the idea of inserting a 15ga needle and sucking out the blood (which worked). It looked like the MD did not bother preceding this with a 27ga needle of 2% lidocaine. Ouch!!!
 
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