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***2019 Dumbass, Darwin & PSGWSP Thread***

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Zappa, Jan 3, 2019.

  1. richc

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    Be careful who you pick a fight with...

    OUCH!

     
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    Not a very good boxer.
     
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    The power of electricity is shocking.
     
  4. AHM

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    How come Ibiza has a test for marijuana,
    but none of the new pot-smoking states in the US do?

    Ain't nobody got time for that.

    Yahbut that was California. It was probably measured in Km/h.
     
  5. Zappa

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    Zappa said:
    Comunications
     
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    I think he probably spent too much time training in boxing and not enough time in anything else to remember all the ways he could get f-d up outside of a boxing ring.
     
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    I hate boxing with the Marquis of Queensbury...he keeps making up his own rules!
     
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    May I suggest you read faster?
     
  10. Zappa

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  12. AHM

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    TSG: Cops: Pals Took Turns Shooting Each Other
    Bulletproof vest was shared by pair of Arkansas nitwits
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    P. S. Odds are good it was a 10/22 that went all shooty.
    10/22: Is there nothing it can't do?
     
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    One of God's blessings is that
    I never had a chance to do that with a pistol
    before I learned how the slide/bolt moves.
     
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    Hard to believe that booze was involved
     
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    If you are still having trouble believing it tomorrow afternoon,
    sometime between 5:20PM and 6:00PM Howie will ask Grace if
    "alcoholic beverages were involved", unquote.
    Because it's a lead-pipe cinch that this will be on Police Blotter Fax Friday.
    (Especially since I just lobbed it; but let that go).
     
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    He was semi famous in the truck scene on instagram. He apparently did some weird shit a while back with insurance or something, and ditched his truck in the gutter. Everyone found out about it and he got dragged by about every truck page on instagram and facebook. He's also got a gofundme up for his legal fees and as of now 10 people have donated a total of 640 dollars.
     
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    It was one of the two winners.

    (The story is so winning that
    it has pure tiger blood running through its veins,
    so that's no surprise).

    But I didn't catch Howie using the standard trope of,
    "were alcoholic beverages involved?".

    Partially because that's part of the story.

    And partially because the Zoo Crew Talent were too busy
    riffing on bad puns like "how many shots did they have,
    before they started taking shots at each other?".

    Heh.
     
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    I used to work with a guy who went to prison for the same thing. He was teaching his younger brother to hunt. Rumor had it that it was the brother who pulled the trigger and he took the fall for him and did the time. Couldn't even imagine.
     
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    "Police say it appears a group of students were climbing the stairs when she fell through a hole in one of the stairway landings. When emergency responders arrived at the scene, they found Monfries, 22, lying on the ground inside the tower with trauma to her head and body."

    A hole in a landing?! I'm going to cut her some slack unless she was livestreaming or texting or something.
     
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    A hole in a landing in a tower that was locked up because it was considered unsafe. It's not like she was on her way to class and tragedy just randomly struck.
     
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