dwarven1
Lonely Mountain Arms
Seen on userfriendly.org's ordnance corner:
From that other site [no, I don't know what site he's referring to - Ross]
You gotta love people, if for no other reason than logical inconsistency.
So me and a few "killers" were all having a group training session. Every so often I get together with a network of martial arts terrors for a little stylistic cross training and fun.
So as we were wrapping things up and getting changed I pulled my SIG out of my bag and put it on my belt, and the bulls4 starts.
'Why are you carrying a gun? You're a black belt you don't need a weapon?"
"Black belts are suppossed to avoid violence and resolve conflict and YOU are gonna kill a person."
And the grand pubbah of stupidity...
"You will probably get killed by your own gun, you'd be better off without it."
Geeze, where to start with these idiots.
So swords and staffs are ok (as they were the most advanced weapons available to ancient warriors) but a modern warrior choosing the most advanced weapons of his day is offensive to the traditions of the martial arts? Brilliant bumpkin.
And black belts train every day to be able to kill a man with his bare hands or traditional weapons BUT shooting a person is wrong? Excuse me your brain seems to be in the "off" position.
And black belts train to fight against people armed with knives, sticks and GUNS but we are completely incapable of defending ourselves IF "we" are the one with a gun? Wow.
So I start with the obvious. Guns are the most advanced weapon of defense out there and that is why any intelligent person would learn to use and carry one.
And they doubted me. After all the mighty blacks belts could ALL defend themselves from a gun and render the unfortunate gun wielder helpless.
Put your training clothes back on and get back on the floor. I'm not far so I send a buddy to my house to grab an airsoft pistol and 500 rounds and safety goggles.
So here is the drill. I'll put an airsoft in my belt and you stand 8 feet away. You say "GO" and stop me from shooting you. Obviously in most conflicts the gun will be drawn but I decided to give these expert killers the advantage.
GO....Bang you're dead. One red welt on your forehead.
NEXT.
GO....Bang you're dead. A red welt for you.
NEXT.
GO....Bang you're dead. A red welt for you.
NEXT.
GO....Bang you're dead. A red welt for you.
NEXT.
Repeat about 20 times.
End of the night...NOBODY was able to get me.
Well...they cried....YOU are also a black belt so YOU are faster than a mugger.
So I hand it over to one of my buddies who isn't a black belt and same drill.
GO....Bang you're dead. A red welt for you.
NEXT.
GO....Bang you're dead. A red welt for you.
NEXT.
GO....Bang you're dead. A red welt for you.
NEXT.
Repeat, repeat, repeat.
Some were enlightened, most remain idiots who are convinced they were somehow "cheated" but all would be dead if they were stupid enough to try and take on a "gun." A noteworthy handful began to examine real world gun scenarios with a much more realistic perspective.
But none of them were still confident that my gun would be "easily taken from me" at the end of the night. Some now hate guns even more, in a real fight they would be dead now.
Was kinda funny. Nothing like a real world demonstration to end a debate.
From that other site [no, I don't know what site he's referring to - Ross]
You gotta love people, if for no other reason than logical inconsistency.
So me and a few "killers" were all having a group training session. Every so often I get together with a network of martial arts terrors for a little stylistic cross training and fun.
So as we were wrapping things up and getting changed I pulled my SIG out of my bag and put it on my belt, and the bulls4 starts.
'Why are you carrying a gun? You're a black belt you don't need a weapon?"
"Black belts are suppossed to avoid violence and resolve conflict and YOU are gonna kill a person."
And the grand pubbah of stupidity...
"You will probably get killed by your own gun, you'd be better off without it."
Geeze, where to start with these idiots.
So swords and staffs are ok (as they were the most advanced weapons available to ancient warriors) but a modern warrior choosing the most advanced weapons of his day is offensive to the traditions of the martial arts? Brilliant bumpkin.
And black belts train every day to be able to kill a man with his bare hands or traditional weapons BUT shooting a person is wrong? Excuse me your brain seems to be in the "off" position.
And black belts train to fight against people armed with knives, sticks and GUNS but we are completely incapable of defending ourselves IF "we" are the one with a gun? Wow.
So I start with the obvious. Guns are the most advanced weapon of defense out there and that is why any intelligent person would learn to use and carry one.
And they doubted me. After all the mighty blacks belts could ALL defend themselves from a gun and render the unfortunate gun wielder helpless.
Put your training clothes back on and get back on the floor. I'm not far so I send a buddy to my house to grab an airsoft pistol and 500 rounds and safety goggles.
So here is the drill. I'll put an airsoft in my belt and you stand 8 feet away. You say "GO" and stop me from shooting you. Obviously in most conflicts the gun will be drawn but I decided to give these expert killers the advantage.
GO....Bang you're dead. One red welt on your forehead.
NEXT.
GO....Bang you're dead. A red welt for you.
NEXT.
GO....Bang you're dead. A red welt for you.
NEXT.
GO....Bang you're dead. A red welt for you.
NEXT.
Repeat about 20 times.
End of the night...NOBODY was able to get me.
Well...they cried....YOU are also a black belt so YOU are faster than a mugger.
So I hand it over to one of my buddies who isn't a black belt and same drill.
GO....Bang you're dead. A red welt for you.
NEXT.
GO....Bang you're dead. A red welt for you.
NEXT.
GO....Bang you're dead. A red welt for you.
NEXT.
Repeat, repeat, repeat.
Some were enlightened, most remain idiots who are convinced they were somehow "cheated" but all would be dead if they were stupid enough to try and take on a "gun." A noteworthy handful began to examine real world gun scenarios with a much more realistic perspective.
But none of them were still confident that my gun would be "easily taken from me" at the end of the night. Some now hate guns even more, in a real fight they would be dead now.
Was kinda funny. Nothing like a real world demonstration to end a debate.