“Save a Life – Surrender Your Knife” program in the UK !

[Roy Rogers]

Guns gone , Check
Knives on the way , Check.
Wonder if we should start a pool for what's next.
Forks?
Garden Rakes?
Nails ?
Sticks ?
Rocks ?
I'm going with Testicles.

Testicles were the first thing to go. After that, the rest has been easy.

 

[FSTC]

Pretty Wife and I were in town the day Lee Rigby got murdered. I didn't give up my knife then, and I won't give it up next time.

 

[Spanz]

Researchers “consulted 10 top chefs from around the UK, and found such knives have little practical value in the kitchen. None of the chefs felt such knives were essential, since the point of a short blade was just as useful when a sharp end was needed.”

technically they are right. you will not need a knife to eat your soylent green in the future.

 

[spcantwell]

Guns gone , Check
Knives on the way , Check.
Wonder if we should start a pool for what's next.
Forks?
Garden Rakes?
Nails ?
Sticks ?
Rocks ?
I'm going with Testicles.

But what if they come at you with a banana?

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[MachineHead]

We might as well tell the Brits to arm themselves with Jarts.

 

[Dadstoys]

But what if they come at you with a banana?

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You eat the banana thereby disarming your attacker.
Now on to passion fruit

 

[SteelShooter]

We might as well tell the Brits to arm themselves with Jarts.

Well, in a little irony, the U.S. has banned Jarts but the UK has not.... Yet.

 

[Waher]

In infinite political correctness and kowtowing to radicals they will institute gender neutrality for men. As perpetrators of most crimes all non Muslim males (the one group granted a religious exemption) will receive mandatory estrogen treatments and testosterone suppressants to expunge aggressive tendencies.

The camp of the saints is playing out for real in the UK right now (makes our southern border blush) and the government doesn't have the stuff to deport them or defend the border with force of law or arms. Not sure how much longer the joke goes on before the center can not hold.

 

[Mr. Gold]

There's a similar program coming up in the US for the reloading community, "Save your ass, surrender your brass".