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It’s exercise for their teeth. I want my furriends to be trained killers during the day, and cuddly companion at night.
A wise man learns from his mistakes, a wiser man learns from the mistakes of others.
Fortunately, I've been one step ahead in all my...
I know people say they'll bleach their eyes, but this is really burning a scar in my brain.
Modern women are the worst investment to a man. All liability, no asset.
I was just watching clips of Terminator 2 last night [mg]
Some of these cats on instagram have over 200,000 followers. They get cat-related sponsors and ad-revenue for sure. Definitely making dough. It is...
Just an attention-seeking whore
Not gonna lie, I initially dismissed it as rubbish. It's good, not great. The low price is what initially turned me away.
Father of the year [cheers]
WOW. What run though. Went from 0 to $100 million real quick. Gave my sister a grumpy cat stuffed animal which she takes with her everywhere. Sad...
Not gonna lie, I also freak out and call the police when I see a 9mm round on the floor.
That's the last time I do that
AFTER I SMOKE SOME DEVIL GRASS I JUST GET THE URGE TO BEAT MY WIFE
Most new guns come lightly pre-lubed.
Halle Berry is 52 years old and she walked up to the Wall and said "FUUUUUUCK YOU"
Damn. That is a woman that knows how to preserve her beauty.
Or I can just walk outside with no pants and give my balls some air
I just stir that shit, and BOOM, full food bowl. Especially with wet food.
I actually do think a boston accent on a female is attractive. Not in a "oh you delicate flower" sexy, but more like "Im gonna bury your face in...
Who cares if its fake, that was pretty entertaining.
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