You've pretty much got the essence of NES down.
Perhaps you could add:
1. Marines Rule and ______ drools.
2. I hate _______ drivers.
3. Which gun in _____ movie?
4. Which gun/round for Zombies?
5. The forty and how it has destroyed America.
6. I’m the only one on this board qualified to...
I don't have their schedule and I can't get into their web page. If you search "Independent Sportsmens" club, In Foxboro, you may have better luck. Please let me know if you get in, I'm bounced out and my IE crashes.
For the most part they are an outlaw USPSA club and use most of the rule book. They put on a good match, get some very good shooters and at $10 a gun most shoot twice (either the same division or two different divisions).
They usually have three stages one of which is all steel (maybe 24...