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I guess it all depends on the size of the hose they stick up your ass.
They're very competent when it comes to robbing taxpayers and getting away with it.
That's why I'm taking helicopter lesson.
Autonomous cars have been in the news for quite some time now.
That's my assumption too. The stupid laws in this state makes one hesitate and think about all the possibilities other than doing what's right....
The sale wasn't on yet.
If any of you came upon this scene where the cop was being assaulted, would you have pulled out your piece to help the cop?
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Look on the bright side. You won't ever have to change the oil. Just keep topping it up.
The home inspector relies on repeat business from realtors. If he screws up the sale, he's done. You, he'll never see again.
Never use the realtor recommended home inspector. He's not your friend.
911: what is your emergency?
Sky: I want to report an attempted home invasion
911: Is the attacker still there?
Sky: Yes, the crazy bitch is...
Why can't real lesbians look like porn movie lesbians?
Do her at night with the lights off and a pillow case over her head just in case. Pretend she's Moochelle Obama.
This happened in the shithole known as Maryland.
Which reminds me of a joke. Have you heard the one about the 3 polacks in a pickup?
WTF took him so long?
I guess one name he doesn't have to worry about being called anymore is Sargeant. :D
Hey, that's no way to talk about heroes. I feel so much safer just watching this video. We all know that kid is guilty as hell. I'm surprised that...
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