I’ve taken a different approach:
I figure all of you moving away are leaving me in a state full of liberals who all toe the line like good little NPCs.
They all get their shots. The “vaccine” kicks in, and in about six months I’m living large in the now rural state of Massachusetts and you all...
My old man is nuts:
Took a bat out with a hammer. Grabbed a bald faced hornets nest with his winter gloves only wearing a t-shirt and tossed it into the woods, and yes dispatched several flying squirrels with whatever was at hand.
I even saw him cut through his circular saw’s cord and after a...
When I was a kid we had an infestation of flying squirrels in our house.
I was washing dishes and my dad was drying when one popped his head out of the cabinet. My dad grabbed a chef knife and stabbed it. DRT.
He just slid the knife into the sink and went back to drying dishes like a boss...
Believe it or not, I had a Mass ADA try to convince me that anyone could go buy a shotgun in Mass without a license. I challenged him to go to BPS and try it. I offered him $100 if they even took it off the wall without asking for his license.