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  • Hey, Thanks for coming by yesterday. I wore the holster all day and it is really the best holster I have ever worn. We should hit the range sometime soon
    Thanks again
    Mark
    A stranger was seated next to a little girl on an
    airplane, the stranger turned to her and said,
    I've heard that flights go quicker if you
    strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.

    The little girl said to the stranger, What would you
    like to talk about?

    I don't know, said the stranger. How about
    Gun control? he smiles.

    OK she said. That could be an interesting topic.
    But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow,
    and a deer all eat the same stuff -grass. Yet a
    deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
    flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried
    grass. Why do you suppose that is?

    The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's
    intelligence, thinks about it and says, Hmmm, I have
    no idea.

    To which the little girl replies, Do you really feel
    qualified to discuss Gun Control when you don't know shit?

    Moral here is Be Prepared, you never know when you will be in just a plain old battle of whits. Arm your mind as well.
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