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John Haxx

Nov 11, 1987 (Age: 33)
Burlington, MA


Boris;3161286 said:
The legend of Flintoid
Well ... he can taste cosmoline and tell you down to the day, when the rifle was packed for storage. He pounds AK rivets with his dick and induces moisture in women in 100 mi radius. Some ascribe these unholy powers to dark rituals he performed to gain favor with AK gods by sacrificing 1000s of ARs on Thor's altar.



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