There was (maybe still is) an "adult bookstore" nearby. Maybe that is what you are thinking of?
I used to know a guy that managed to blow over $500 bucks at the Lantern in one night and still has no idea how. He has changed a lot since then.
Mine displays the WiFi password on the main display after hitting the power button a few times. Yours does not? You can also connect it via USB to a computer and access the web interface that way.
I would have just tossed it in the garbage by now. Test drive fail.