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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonesinium View Post
    P-14 filmed a homemade version of McGyver in which he used a pack of big league chew, 2 hard boiled eggs, a shemagh, and a pack if hair scrunchies to thwart a candy store heist by English speaking Romanian weight lifters. He pitched it to USA and FX but was told it didn't make any sense.
    You forgot the tweezers. ;-)

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    Bonesinium discovered a new chemical element in our bones. It's Radioactive so we're all gonna die. :-)

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    Tried to holdback but I had a few tonight.

    This is possibly the gayest thread ever next to the free association thread.
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    Bonesinium's user name is actually a type-o. He meant to type Bones-in-bum but hit the "i" key in error and decided it sounded cool, so he ran with it.
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    Shotgun Scully picked that avatar because it represents him so well: an Irish, Birkenstock wearing, Ben & Gerry's eating, liberal Grateful Dead fan.
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    cockpitbob skipped over fencer because he has had an inappropriate fascination with shotgun scully ever since they shared that magical moment together in the unisex bathroom at a Hillary rally.

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    bignova has never bleached an area to match his pink string of anal beads
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    JayMcB's wife makes him take Viagra every night, but not for the reason you think. Their bed is small and it keeps him from rolling out of bed and hurting himself.
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    cockpitbob tried JayMcBs method, but found that sleeping in a crib was more effective.
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    Frizzle Fry is really into concealed carry, but he's terribly afraid of being made from printing. So much so that he had liposuction on his right hip at the 4:00 position in the shape of a Crossbreed Supertuck.
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