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    Default When God created woman (Poetry)

    A friend emailed me this poem and I felt compelled to share it.

    Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
    round, slim and firm, and ever so tender

    Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
    rounded and firm to bring out the fire

    Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
    commanding his eyes as he whispers aloud

    Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
    and two loving hands, to soothe and caress you

    Soft cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
    and two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder

    'Twas made for a man
    To make his heart sing

    Then God added the mouth
    and ruined this thing.

    Sorry ladies. (Especially those of you packing heat)
    The biggest problem with making Obama jokes is that liberals don't think they are funny and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes.

    "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ripach View Post
    A friend emailed me this poem and I felt compelled to share it.



    Sorry ladies. (Especially those of you packing heat)
    No you're not.

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    The mouth does more than talk....m-m-m-m, let me count the ways...

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    Quote Originally Posted by packingungal View Post
    The mouth does more than talk....m-m-m-m, let me count the ways...

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    Quote Originally Posted by packingungal View Post
    The mouth does more than talk....m-m-m-m, let me count the ways...
    Now to spend the rest of the day getting my mind out of the gutter.
    The biggest problem with making Obama jokes is that liberals don't think they are funny and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes.

    "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ripach View Post
    Now to spend the rest of the day getting my mind out of the gutter.
    Is kissing - "in the gutter?" Is smiling "in the gutter"...expand your mind a little...my goodness man...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ripach View Post
    Now to spend the rest of the day getting my mind out of the gutter.
    I gave up trying to do that 10 years ago... it is futile.

    Now... from someone named "Packinggungal" with an avatar like her's...

    that just tosses me from the gutter to right into the sewer

    I'll stop there...

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    Quote Originally Posted by packingungal View Post
    Is kissing - "in the gutter?" Is smiling "in the gutter"...expand your mind a little...my goodness man...
    Yes... that is what i was thinking too

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