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When God created woman (Poetry)
This is a discussion on When God created woman (Poetry) within the Off-Topic forums, part of the General category; A friend emailed me this poem and I felt compelled to share it. Two beautiful legs, so long and so ...
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03-09-2008, 08:40 PM #1NES Member
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When God created woman (Poetry)
A friend emailed me this poem and I felt compelled to share it.
Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
round, slim and firm, and ever so tender
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
rounded and firm to bring out the fire
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
commanding his eyes as he whispers aloud
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
and two loving hands, to soothe and caress you
Soft cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
and two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder
'Twas made for a man
To make his heart sing
Then God added the mouth
and ruined this thing.
Sorry ladies. (Especially those of you packing heat)The biggest problem with making Obama jokes is that liberals don't think they are funny and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes.
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor"
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03-09-2008, 09:32 PM #2Moderator
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No you're not.
Originally Posted by Ripach
A friend emailed me this poem and I felt compelled to share it.
Sorry ladies. (Especially those of you packing heat)
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The mouth does more than talk....m-m-m-m, let me count the ways...
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Originally Posted by packingungal
The mouth does more than talk....m-m-m-m, let me count the ways...
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Originally Posted by packingungal
The mouth does more than talk....m-m-m-m, let me count the ways...
Now to spend the rest of the day getting my mind out of the gutter.
The biggest problem with making Obama jokes is that liberals don't think they are funny and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes.
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor"
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Is kissing - "in the gutter?" Is smiling "in the gutter"...expand your mind a little...my goodness man... Originally Posted by Ripach
Now to spend the rest of the day getting my mind out of the gutter.
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I gave up trying to do that 10 years ago... it is futile. Originally Posted by Ripach
Now to spend the rest of the day getting my mind out of the gutter.
Now... from someone named "Packinggungal" with an avatar like her's...
that just tosses me from the gutter to right into the sewer
I'll stop there...
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03-10-2008, 01:35 PM #8Registered User
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Yes... that is what i was thinking too Originally Posted by packingungal
Is kissing - "in the gutter?" Is smiling "in the gutter"...expand your mind a little...my goodness man...
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