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Sunday Funnies -- The Pearl Necklace
This is a discussion on Sunday Funnies -- The Pearl Necklace within the Off-Topic forums, part of the General category; Pearl necklace After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl ...
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10-30-2005, 09:05 AM #1Attorney
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Sunday Funnies -- The Pearl Necklace
Pearl necklace
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for our anniversary. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight." he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams.""We arm folks and supply cases of ammo to the landed gentry!"
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10-30-2005, 10:56 AM #2Retired Zoomie
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Darius,
If only you were old enough to know what this meant....Frosty
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10-30-2005, 12:27 PM #3NES Member
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Either way, they are both funny.
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10-30-2005, 01:15 PM #4Appleseed Instructor
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I am, and I just about died laughing. [twisted] [twisted] [twisted]
Originally Posted by FPrice
"When I see how few who talked so largely of death and honour are around me, and that those who are here are those whom it was least expected, I am lost in wonder and surprise. Your noisy Sons of Liberty are, I find, the very quietest in the field. An engagement or even the expectation of one gives a wonderful insight into character."
- Colonel Joseph Reed, aide to General George Washington, 1776
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10-30-2005, 01:18 PM #5Moderator
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Now I got ZZTOP in my head
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10-30-2005, 02:08 PM #6Attorney
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Originally Posted by FPrice
Come, come, now. [oops]
I may not be as old as dirt, but I wasn't born yesterday. Hey, wait a sec, I am almost as old as the dwarven1. Just kidding, R.
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10-30-2005, 05:03 PM #7Registered User
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That still makes you really old.
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10-30-2005, 05:37 PM #8Appleseed Instructor
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Just remember, Grifter... Youth and skill are no match for age and treachery. [lol]
"When I see how few who talked so largely of death and honour are around me, and that those who are here are those whom it was least expected, I am lost in wonder and surprise. Your noisy Sons of Liberty are, I find, the very quietest in the field. An engagement or even the expectation of one gives a wonderful insight into character."
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Call me what you will, but I used to get so embarrassed when that would come on when I was in the car with my mom when I was young... Originally Posted by TYPEO1313
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10-30-2005, 09:42 PM #10Moderator
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Whats wrong with tube snake boogie or slip inside my sleepingbag? Originally Posted by C-pher
Call me what you will, but I used to get so embarrassed when that would come on when I was in the car with my mom when I was young... Originally Posted by TYPEO1313
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When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21
Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and kills! The people it kills get up and kill! - Dr. Foster, Dawn of the Dead
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