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A clean joke for u
This is a discussion on A clean joke for u within the Off-Topic forums, part of the General category; Knitting and driving A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he ...
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09-28-2005, 07:31 PM #1Attorney
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A clean joke for u
Knitting and driving
A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window... "Pull over!"
"No," she shouts back, "a pair of socks!"
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09-28-2005, 09:17 PM #2Retired Zoomie
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Are clean jokes allowed in this section???
[?] [?] [?]Frosty
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Major Bob Hooters, U S Air Force at your service."
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09-28-2005, 09:31 PM #3Attorney
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If not, I have just achieved another NES first: going off topic in Off Topic.
Originally Posted by FPrice
Better keep this very quiet -- you never know when LenS and Lynne might be lurking, let alone lumbering Ken.
Shhhhhhhhhhh!
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09-28-2005, 10:04 PM #4Moderator
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Silly wabbit...you're in O/T. Knock yerself out. Originally Posted by Cross-X
"They say gun owners are compensating for something. They're right. I'm compensating because I'm smaller and weaker than violent criminals."
Don't make me release the flying monkeys!!
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09-29-2005, 04:33 AM #5Attorney
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Originally Posted by Lynne
Silly wabbit...you're in O/T. Knock yerself out. Originally Posted by Cross-X
Ahhhhhhh, after so many years in Massachusetts, I forgot what it was like to exist in a free space!
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09-29-2005, 06:59 AM #6NES Member
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Free what?
NES Swag that Supports Comm2A <---- Click Me!
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09-29-2005, 07:02 AM #7Attorney
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Originally Posted by C-pher
It must be something in the North Attleboro water, I guess.
:)
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09-29-2005, 07:07 AM #8NES Member
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I guess, although...it's a little freer (is that a word) over in North... At least it seems...
Ross was suprised to see my ALP LTC. When he asked what I had to do to get that, I said, "Just write ALP on my application." :DNES Swag that Supports Comm2A <---- Click Me!
"America is not at war. The U.S. Military is at war. America is at the Mall" --Unknown
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09-29-2005, 07:09 AM #9Attorney
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Originally Posted by C-pher
Ross? Jealous? Never! [roll]
You North Attlboroians are putting firearms lawyers out of business.
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09-29-2005, 07:21 AM #10Retired Zoomie
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Free Willy?Free what?Frosty
"No matter where you go, there you are."
Dr. Buckaroo Banzai
"MAJOR HOOTERS!
Major Bob Hooters, U S Air Force at your service."
Brian Hackett
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