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My new AR build and a loonie leftie

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    Was she at least hot ? ( the loonie liberal )

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    Default All chipmunks must die.

    Quote Originally Posted by richc View Post
    So I proudly exclaim I'm going out back now to see how accurate this thing is. I tell her we got plenty of chipmunks and small birds to use as targets.

    The look on her face was priceless. Seriously priceless. My daughter jumps in explaining that I'm only kidding but I can tell the intended damage has been done.
    Of course you were kidding! Everybody knows it's wrong to kill songbirds (unless you catch them in the act of raiding your vegetable garden).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevin_NH View Post
    Of course you were kidding! Everybody knows it's wrong to kill songbirds (unless you catch them in the act of raiding your vegetable garden).

    My criteria is "Can you eat 'em?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by richc View Post
    Finished my NES AR build tonight. It's my first build from head to toe. Damn I learned a lot. And I also learned how, just when you think you've got all the right parts, you're still missing one or two...

    My middle daughter has a friend staying here waiting for college to start next week. They have been roomies most of their college careers, and the kid has been here numerous times before. She's from California, gay (at the moment anyway, she's gone back and forth), and a super loonie liberal. So I felt it necessary to screw with her.

    I finished the build, walked up stairs and into my daughter's room where they are both hanging. In a overly excited, almost maniacal manner I show them my new EBR. I can see my daughter going Oh Jesus, and the kid from CA is looking wide-eyed at me. I explain it is my new EBR and I built it from scratch. What is an EBR she asks? Well it is my new Evil Black Rifle. I can see images of Columbine dancing in her head.

    So I proudly exclaim I'm going out back now to see how accurate this thing is. I tell her we got plenty of chipmunks and small birds to use as targets.

    The look on her face was priceless. Seriously priceless. My daughter jumps in explaining that I'm only kidding but I can tell the intended damage has been done.

    Our leftie loonie friend was last seen running and screaming northbound on route 1. If you see her please tell her I am starting a new build today and am wondering if she'd be interested in helping!

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    Rich,you mad man I just love it.

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    Nice. I would also like to see some photos. Of the rifle, not the girl.

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    I would have hit it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by calsdad View Post
    Next time she comes over - dress up like this guy:



    And then head out to the backyard and start running drills..................
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    She was expecting a bullet button, no wonder she freaked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by richc View Post
    I finished the build, walked up stairs and into my daughter's room where they are both hanging. In a overly excited, almost maniacal manner I show them my new EBR. I can see my daughter going Oh Jesus, and the kid from CA is looking wide-eyed at me. I explain it is my new EBR and I built it from scratch. What is an EBR she asks? Well it is my new Evil Black Rifle. I can see images of Columbine dancing in her head.

    So I proudly exclaim I'm going out back now to see how accurate this thing is. I tell her we got plenty of chipmunks and small birds to use as targets.
    And you didn't video this for us??? Thirty lashes with a wet noodle!
    "When I see how few who talked so largely of death and honour are around me, and that those who are here are those whom it was least expected, I am lost in wonder and surprise. Your noisy Sons of Liberty are, I find, the very quietest in the field. An engagement or even the expectation of one gives a wonderful insight into character."
    - Colonel Joseph Reed, aide to General George Washington, 1776


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    Quote Originally Posted by Palladin View Post
    I would have hit it.
    Joe, you'd hit a snake if someone held it still for you...

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