Bank of America is out of facking money!!!

**Boris** · 08-02-2012, 11:01 AM

so I only had few hours working in the past couple of months before June and finally got a full time gig. The Co. pays on monthly bases, so I just got my paycheck for whatever I worked in June. Bills are coming in. I'm headed to Sovereign to deposit the check, it's ****ing 9am and they tell me it won't be until Monday when they get money into my account, because apparently it takes two business days to process the ****ing check, payroll or not, and this ****ing day just don't count because we are few minutes into it already. I have no choice but to find a mother****ing branch of Bank of America to cash the checks so I can ****ing deposit them into ****ing Sovereign Scam. Guess what, Bank of America wants to charge $12 in fees to "honor" their obligation which are their checks. Well, I'm not surprised to this rape nor the fact that I need to leave my thumbprint. But then it turns out that the ****ing branch has no ****ing money!!!! The teller says that I need to call one week ahead so they can order money for me. Don't believe me? Call the mother****ing branch of Bank of America in Framingham and ask them if they have any cash!

If you are a bank robber headed to rob Framingham branch of ****ing Bank of Amerika: STOP!!! They have no cash! In Communist America ... Banks rob YOU!

Now, who is going to be the next mother****er to tell me in "Soviet Russia ..." joke??? You are ****ing living in it:

1. POTUS is a ****ing clown of unknown origin (but at least not 1/32 Indian) who spends his ****ing time watching Olympics and ****ing tweeting, while this country finish burning.
2. ****ing congress that makes no laws (if you don't count renaming USPS branches)
3. In November, you will vote for Communist Demo-Publican party, which is the only choice "by the will of the people"
4. Cops who shoot their own K9 dogs.
5. People lend money to the bank which has no cash.
6. Illegal is NOT in fact illegal
7. Goverment sells guns to criminals ... ugh

THESE ARE IN FACT ACTUAL REALITY!!!

The next time you want to say something about "peasant rifle", you better SHUT THE **** UP and get back into breadline, ****ing peasant (... or worker)!

For the "free-market" affectionados who will retort with "take your business somewhere else": **** YOU!!! Yeah, I have a choice of 1000s of lucrative jobs and a choice of not doing any business with sucky banks because I need to get my cash confiscated when cops need to check if those are drug money.

ugh, rant off. NOW SERIOUSLY, WHO WANT TO TELL ME "SOVIET RUSSIA" JOKE???? AT LEAST THOSE ARE JOKES, YOUR LIFE IS NOT, BUT IT SURE FEELS LIKE IT!!!!!!!!

**new guy** · 08-02-2012, 11:03 AM

Awesome rant.

I once tried to withdraw $3k in cash from a BOA branch here on Boylston St in Boston (in the process of exiting the account). You would have thought I was asking them for it in quarters they had such a hard time pulling it together. They said that I had cleaned them out. Imagine how long they'd last if there was anything even close to a bank run going down.

**shadyduk1979** · 08-02-2012, 11:06 AM

Awesome

**chinalfr** · 08-02-2012, 11:10 AM

Join the American dream. Borrow more money from BOA, you can get special treatment. No more ****ing fee.

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**flintoid** · 08-02-2012, 11:12 AM

Most excellent rant. I give it a 7.62 out of 7.62. But better than a pussy ass Jame's Holmes 20% effective .223 rating.

**Twigg** · 08-02-2012, 11:13 AM

GIGGITY !

The collapse begins !

**WargameHub** · 08-02-2012, 11:16 AM

Go to Digital Federal Credit Union. DCU has great accounts and customer service.

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**s4mt3k** · 08-02-2012, 11:18 AM

Awesome rant Boris haha

Originally Posted by flintoid

Most excellent rant. I give it a 7.62 out of 7.62. But better than a pussy ass Jame's Holmes 20% effective .223 rating.

**Another_David** · 08-02-2012, 11:18 AM

BOA sucks. there's a long history of NES rants about them!

I used to take my company paycheck to them with my passport and demand cash because they would hold the payroll checks for up to 2 WEEKS! when I deposited them at Citizens. They gave me some BS blaming my employer, to which I replied, "Harvard University has enough money to cover this!" They used to bitch and moan about me taking all their cash, lol, and they never had 100s.

Call your employer HR and complain--nicely. I know it seems fruitless but just do it. They're the ones that put you in this situation. Maybe direct deposit (to another bank) would be quicker.

I closed my account at Citizens this week and the teller went into her drawer and handed me like $3500 in hundreds--never even asked if I wanted a bank check. God bless them! But I went to a credit union. The CU teller was aghast when I handed her the cash

**Jamie** · 08-02-2012, 11:22 AM

Not only a great rant but 100% spot-on. I can't give it anything higher than a 9.6 though, for failing to drop the F-bomb enough.

Bank of America is out of facking money!!!

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