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Third annual naked cyclists ride tomorrow night!

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  1. 07-06-2012, 05:57 PM #1
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    Default Third annual naked cyclists ride tomorrow night!

    OK, the first year was a bunch of beefalos, but last year was much better. Who knows. This year there could be some hotties! Then again, I wouldn't hold my breath for that one.

    http://bostinno.com/2012/07/04/peopl...hrough-boston/

    To the inevitable question, NO, I'm not riding in it! I will be riding though tomorrow with my team for 90 miles and visiting two of our pedal partner children who are fighting cancer now. I think tomorrow night's ride might be more fun though......
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    This made me laugh:
    Quote Originally Posted by fluffy bunnies
    We face automobile traffic with our naked bodies as the best way of defending our dignity and exposing the unique dangers faced by cyclists and pedestrians as well as the negative consequences we all face due to dependence on oil, and other forms of non-renewable energy.
    Energy bad. Being the lone chinese dude standing in front of a tank, good.
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    Can't see how anyone can sit on one of those skinny little bicycle seats with no drawers on. Could become a rather unpleasant, intrusive moment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yanici View Post
    Can't see how anyone can sit on one of those skinny little bicycle seats with no drawers on. Could become a rather unpleasant, intrusive moment.
    Maybe that's what they are wishing for.....
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    They do this every year on the summer solstice in Seattle - it's a huge event. I can't imagine it being as popular in stodgy old Boston, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yanici View Post
    Can't see how anyone can sit on one of those skinny little bicycle seats with no drawers on. Could become a rather unpleasant, intrusive moment.
    maybe better with only seat post on and with more lubrication.
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    “People do ride butt naked,” said Sara. “It feels so good, I cannot describe to you the feeling, it’s so freeing and fun. It puts a smile on your face. For some reason you feel alive on your bike, riding though the city, people all looking at you and cheering you on.”
    Sara, perhaps that works for you, but if I was naked and riding a bike through Boston, I can assure you that:
    a) I wouldn't have a smile on my face
    b) people might be looking, but only in the same sense that they would watch a train wreck, and
    c) they wouldn't be cheering me on.
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    It's no coincidence that tomorrow also kicks off Bears Week:

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    What about poop on your seat

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    Quote Originally Posted by yanici View Post
    Can't see how anyone can sit on one of those skinny little bicycle seats with no drawers on. Could become a rather unpleasant, intrusive moment.
    My seat smells like fart.
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