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Bears Chase Naked Vermont Governor

This is a discussion on Bears Chase Naked Vermont Governor within the Off-Topic forums, part of the General category; You can't make this stuff up. Vermont Gov. Peter Shumlin said Friday that he was chased by one of four ...

  1. 04-13-2012, 11:42 PM #1
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    Default Bears Chase Naked Vermont Governor

    You can't make this stuff up.

    Vermont Gov. Peter Shumlin said Friday that he was chased by one of four large bears in his back yard the night prior… absent his pajamas.
    http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/04/1...aten-by-bears/

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  2. 04-14-2012, 01:00 AM #2
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    I'd hate to be caught bear naked like that.
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    Beer with the governor ?
    Bare with the governor ?
    Bear with the governor ?

    What's it gonna be ?
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  4. 04-14-2012, 09:56 AM #4
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    Looks like the Gov. better call in some of Vermont's finest to protect him. His detail must have been asleep on the job

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  5. 04-14-2012, 10:06 AM #5
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    This is awesome.
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  6. 04-14-2012, 10:37 AM #6
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    A whole state. They trust this guy with a whole state.
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    Was it one of those dreaded San Francisco Bears?

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    Should have been carrying a nine.
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    I couldn't bear to watch the good governor bear being chased by a bear and only bearly getting away.

    There...I think that's all of them...now carry on
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    Quote Originally Posted by strangenh View Post
    A whole state. They trust this guy with a whole state.
    People in MA trust Deval, and most people seem to trust Obama. So I am not surprised.
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