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Cross-X
10-30-2005, 09:05 AM
Pearl necklace

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for our anniversary. What do you think it means?"



"You'll know tonight." he said.



That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.



Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams."

FPrice
10-30-2005, 10:56 AM
Darius,

If only you were old enough to know what this meant....

C-pher
10-30-2005, 12:27 PM
Either way, they are both funny.

dwarven1
10-30-2005, 01:15 PM
If only you were old enough to know what this meant....

I am, and I just about died laughing. [twisted] [twisted] [twisted]

TYPEO1313
10-30-2005, 01:18 PM
Now I got ZZTOP in my head

Cross-X
10-30-2005, 02:08 PM
Darius,

If only you were old enough to know what this meant....




Come, come, now. [oops]









I may not be as old as dirt, but I wasn't born yesterday. Hey, wait a sec, I am almost as old as the dwarven1. Just kidding, R. [wink]

Grifter
10-30-2005, 05:03 PM
That still makes you really old. [wink]

dwarven1
10-30-2005, 05:37 PM
Just remember, Grifter... Youth and skill are no match for age and treachery. [lol]

C-pher
10-30-2005, 07:26 PM
Now I got ZZTOP in my head

Call me what you will, but I used to get so embarrassed when that would come on when I was in the car with my mom when I was young...

TYPEO1313
10-30-2005, 09:42 PM
Now I got ZZTOP in my head

Call me what you will, but I used to get so embarrassed when that would come on when I was in the car with my mom when I was young...

Whats wrong with tube snake boogie or slip inside my sleepingbag?

FPrice
10-30-2005, 09:46 PM
Now I got ZZTOP in my head

Pardon my lack of knowledge about ZZTop songs, but....what are you referring to?

TYPEO1313
10-30-2005, 09:57 PM
Frosty Email heading your way.

FPrice
10-31-2005, 06:29 AM
Got it, thanks. I don't recall ever hearing that song before.

TYPEO1313
10-31-2005, 06:31 AM
It's a great one

Cross-X
10-31-2005, 06:42 AM
What is the title?

FPrice
10-31-2005, 06:53 AM
What is the title?

The same as the title of this thread, Pearl Necklace.