Grand Indecent Conjectures - Mod Topic

[C-pher]

So, that pesky little Moderators Topic down there..

What do you think that they are doing that's so sneaky that no one else can see?

I think that they are planning to take over the worlds supply of Ice Cream. This way they can get people not used to eating Ice Cream. Then they are going to interduce it again at what they are going to call, "The GRAND Ice Cream Social" so everyone will get brain freeze.

Then, while everyone is grabbing thier heads in pain. They are going to send a probe up to the moon to get a VERY LARGE supply of Cheese. This way no one will see it and with a large supply of cheese, places like Cabbots in Vermount will have to pay large sums of money to the Moderators of the NES.

[Adam_MA]

C-pher,
Let me assure you... I am lactose intolerant. I DO NOT eat icecream or cheese. That being said. I will volunteer my services to be the official non-icecream-eating person to be on the official lookout for the dastardly deeds to happen. If so I will be fully supplied with warm water to hand out to combat the brain freeze effects.

Mods: If you are reading this, go ahead and try to catch me... I will be easily spotted from far away. I look just like my avatar.

Adam

[Nickle]

There's no lactose in cheese, IIRC.

I'll be guarding the local Cabot plant anyways. I'll be hiding in the bushes a few hundred yards away.

[LenS]

So, that pesky little Moderators Topic down there..

What do you think that they are doing that's so sneaky that no one else can see?

I think that they are planning to take over the worlds supply of Ice Cream. This way they can get people not used to eating Ice Cream. Then they are going to interduce it again at what they are going to call, "The GRAND Ice Cream Social" so everyone will get brain freeze.


Sometimes I'm convinced that many here already have brain freeze! [twisted]

[Adam_MA]

There's no lactose in cheese.

My cramped stomach, bloating, and ummm shall we say EXPLOSIVENESS disagree with that statement.

[LenS]

Mods: If you are reading this, go ahead and try to catch me... I will be easily spotted from far away. I look just like my avatar.

Adam

Hmm, I suspected as much! http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/happy/667.gif

[Nickle]

There's no lactose in cheese.

My cramped stomach, bloating, and ummm shall we say EXPLOSIVENESS disagree with that statement.

Could be something else in it, or, there may be enough left to bother you. From what you're saying, you're definitely not just slightly intolerant .

[C-pher]

For more mauture cheese there isn't. The bactera used to make the cheese will eat up the lactose. It's those pesky "new" cheeses that will have higher lactose levels. Bree, Gouda, Ricotta, Fresh Mozzarella, Camembert, Havarti, maybe a young Monterey Jack...

Those are the ones that you have to say away from...

Older cheese like Cheddar, Parmigiano Reggiano, Asigos, Gruyere, there are very low in Lactose....shouldn't cause a problem.

[dwarven1]

Older cheese like Cheddar, Parmigiano Reggiano, Asigos, Gruyere, there are very low in Lactose....shouldn't cause a problem.

Wanna bet? There's plenty of lactose in cheese, more than enough to make someone who's lactose intolerant want to sprint for a bathroom.

Adam, try Lactaid (or the generic lactase enzyme sold by places like Walmart) - the stuff really does work. I know.l

[dwarven1]

So, that pesky little Moderators Topic down there..

What do you think that they are doing that's so sneaky that no one else can see?

Nekkid pitchers... stripped M-1's, Lee-Enfields without their wood... all sorts of obseen things!

[Adam_MA]

Yes I do take those. Although, sometimes with some foods there isn't enough lactaid in the world to keep me from EA syndrome. For normal things like pasta with cheese on top and the like, it works.. Other things... OH BOY watch out!

Adam

[C-pher]

Wanna bet? There's plenty of lactose in cheese, more than enough to make someone who's lactose intolerant want to sprint for a bathroom.

So, you're going to make me look it up so I can be sure...I just remember learning that because my mom has the largest selection of Cheeses in the Tri state area.

But I'm going to find out.

[C-pher]

http://www.cabotcheese.com/f1.tmpl?left=menu-ourproducts.html&right=faq2.html&top=menu_top.php

Can those with lactose intolerance enjoy Cabot cheeses?

All Cabot cheeses contain zero (0) grams of lactose. Eating any aged cheese should not affect those with lactose intolerance, regardless of how much is eaten, because lactose - the major carbohydrate of cheese - totally disappears within 3 to 4 weeks after the cheese is made.

But being that that's from Cabot, I'm going to see to make sure that it's not just some cheese ploy.

http://www.betterhealth.vic.gov.au/bhcv2/bhcarticles.nsf/pages/Milk_the_facts_and_fallacies?OpenDocument

Some dairy foods contain less lactose
Some dairy foods contain less lactose than others, and may be better for people who suffer from lactose intolerance. For example:
Fermented milk products including some yoghurts, mature cheeses (like cheddar cheese, fetta and mozzarella) and butter generally pose no tolerance problems.
Heated milk products, such as evaporated milk, seem to be better tolerated than unheated foods because the heating process breaks down some of the lactose.

[Adam_MA]

Good info...
For me though. If you have ever had to endure 2 hours of doubled over in excruciatingly painful cramping from eating dairy, you would rather not take the chance.

Funny thing... I only developed this problem about 4 years ago.

Adam

[C-pher]

I hear ya. They say that you can develop it late in life.

I have it to an extent. But I don't double over in pain. IF I eat ice cream or milk, I feel like I'm going to throw up. So, I have to drink a lot of water after I eat Ice Cream.


But my dumb ass still eats it.



And I have a friend that shellfish will kill him. But he's afraid to eat escargot because it's not worth the risk to see if it will cause an issue.

And that's OK, it's just more for me.

[Lynne]

So, that pesky little Moderators Topic down there..

What do you think that they are doing that's so sneaky that no one else can see?


<insert evil cackle here> We'll NEVER tell.
http://smilies.sofrayt.com/1/a0/dckix.gif

[SiameseRat]

I think that the Mods talk about us.

They say all sorts of terrible or wonderful things depending on who they're talking about.

And they only speak in Klingon in case any of us ever bust in.

[Lynne]

I think that the Mods talk about us.

They say all sorts of terrible or wonderful things depending on who they're talking about.

And they only speak in Klingon in case any of us ever bust in.

Hey guys? She caught us. And Derek, you said no one would ever guess we speak Klingon! <pfttt>

[TonyD]

I think that the Mods talk about us.

They say all sorts of terrible or wonderful things depending on who they're talking about.

And they only speak in Klingon in case any of us ever bust in.

Nah, we talk about you right out in the open. [wink]

[derek]

Tony even does it with his pants down.

[Lynne]

Tony even does it with his pants down.

One should hope so.

[lol]

[TonyD]

Tony even does it with his pants down.

One should hope so.

[lol]

That's what I was thinking.

[derek]

Tony even does it with his pants down.

One should hope so.

[lol]

That's what I was thinking.

"Look at the hairy little boy!" [shock]

[C-pher]

Hey, you guys are off top...wait. Nevermind. Carry on.


I heard that they are now speaking Romulan because you busted them SR.

Oh yea, we have moles....well more like ants. And being that we can't really understand them, most of the time we get the story really wrong.

[LenS]

Tony even does it with his pants down.

One should hope so.

[lol]

That's what I was thinking.

"Look at the hairy little boy!" [shock]

Ahem! What happened to that "keep it clean", this is a family forum stuff?

Looks like Derek needs to be taken out behind the woodshed . . . I nominate Lynne for the task! [lol]

Either that or she may have to hit the red button again!

[derek]

And being that we can't really understand them, most of the time we get the story really wrong.
Sounds just like a Job Description at CNN

[derek]

Lynne can take me to the wood shed any day of the week. [wink]

[C-pher]

Either that or she may have to hit the red button again!



NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo!!!!

[Lynne]

Looks like Derek needs to be taken out behind the woodshed . . . I nominate Lynne for the task! [lol]

hehehe....oh Derek...c'mere sugar.



Either that or she may have to hit the red button again!

Good heavens no! I'll suffer iffn' I do that.

[Lynne]

Lynne can take me to the wood shed any day of the week. [wink]

http://smilies.sofrayt.com/fdm/kiss3.gif

[Nickle]

I heard that they are now speaking Romulan because you busted them SR.

Was fur quatsch is das?

[Lynne]

I heard that they are now speaking Romulan because you busted them SR.

Was fur quatsch is das?

Not a Trekkie fan, huh? :D

[Nickle]

I'm not a Trekkie, but you did understand what I said, didn't you?

It was sarcasm on language. I'm pretty much trilingual.

[Lynne]

I'm pretty much trilingual.

Does it hurt?


[lol] [lol] [wink]

[SiameseRat]

You guys are all crazy.

And I love each and every one of you for it...

Except for Tony. I will only love Tony if he puts his pants back on.

[derek]

[lol]

[C-pher]

I will only love Tony if he puts his pants back on.

That seems a little kinky, and difficult.

[SiameseRat]

I will only love Tony if he puts his pants back on.

That seems a little kinky, and difficult.

Well I'm all about both, so sounds like fun to me!

[TonyD]

I will only love Tony if he puts his pants back on.

That seems a little kinky, and difficult.

Well I'm all about both, so sounds like fun to me!

Hell, I'll try it!

[Lynne]

I will only love Tony if he puts his pants back on.

That seems a little kinky, and difficult.

Well I'm all about both, so sounds like fun to me!

Hell, I'll try it!

That's what I love about Tony...he's so adventurous.

[lol]

[SiameseRat]

Whoo hoo Tony, get those pants on, I'm coming over!!!!! [lol] [lol]

[Lynne]

Whoo hoo Tony, get those pants on, I'm coming over!!!!! [lol] [lol]

Ya know...somehow that just seems not quite right...

[SiameseRat]

[lol] [lol]

[Nickle]

I'm pretty much trilingual.

Does it hurt?


[lol] [lol] [wink]

Schmertz nichts.

[Cross-X]

First non-Mod to hack into the Moderator's area wins a big honkin' prize.

[KMaurer]

Hacking in would probably be easy enough, but there's still the little matter of the encryption. Since the traffic volume is low enough we dumped the elliptic curve cyphers in favor of old-fashioned one-time pads, so feel free to knock yourself out.

Ken

[Lynne]

Hacking in would probably be easy enough, but there's still the little matter of the encryption. Since the traffic volume is low enough we dumped the elliptic curve cyphers in favor of old-fashioned one-time pads, so feel free to knock yourself out.

Ken

Yeah - what Ken said....(psst, Derek? Will you explain that to me?)

[Cross-X]

Don't fall for Ken's obvious smokescreen. With his last post to this thread, he was just spoutin' hooey.

Trust me.

[Cross-X]

And what Ken doesn't realize is one of us is actually a professional hacker.

[KMaurer]

Gee, Darius, you didn't think that the actual messages were just sitting there in the open, did you? Let me give you a hint. You apply the skip pattern of the day to what looks like the message to see what characters to use. For example, taking one of the more recent postings on the forum and applying the pattern, you're left with the following cyphertext:

0AhmA u4rXb sxmFW n6U9X zTlwu Yz0g0 IXWnX 9Rq95 0ul8j UCtqE DmQbC 9tGY m9hX K3toW 4qveB ote3B Thasa GRq9b
Then you XOR that string with the appropriate pad to get the actual message, in this case.

Did everybody hear the one about Cross-X, the tub of jello and the inflatable sheep?

Ken

[Cross-X]

Gee, Darius, you didn't think that the actual messages were just sitting there in the open, did you? Let me give you a hint. You apply the skip pattern of the day to what looks like the message to see what characters to use. For example, taking one of the more recent postings on the forum and applying the pattern, you're left with the following cyphertext:

0AhmA u4rXb sxmFW n6U9X zTlwu Yz0g0 IXWnX 9Rq95 0ul8j UCtqE DmQbC 9tGY m9hX K3toW 4qveB ote3B Thasa GRq9b
Then you XOR that string with the appropriate pad to get the actual message, in this case.

Did everybody hear the one about Cross-X, the tub of jello and the inflatable sheep?

Ken



Shhhh, don't tell my wife I am dating again!

[Lynne]

Gee, Darius, you didn't think that the actual messages were just sitting there in the open, did you? Let me give you a hint. You apply the skip pattern of the day to what looks like the message to see what characters to use. For example, taking one of the more recent postings on the forum and applying the pattern, you're left with the following cyphertext:

0AhmA u4rXb sxmFW n6U9X zTlwu Yz0g0 IXWnX 9Rq95 0ul8j UCtqE DmQbC 9tGY m9hX K3toW 4qveB ote3B Thasa GRq9b
Then you XOR that string with the appropriate pad to get the actual message, in this case.

Did everybody hear the one about Cross-X, the tub of jello and the inflatable sheep?

Ken

It's a good thing you didn't use the one with the extra virgin olive oil as the example, Ken. The goat might have gotten upset.

[lol]